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3 people found this review helpful
25.8 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
It's an extremely simple, yet effective Rugby League simulator. You are able to place bets, coach teams or just run through the games and see the biggest scores. It's a very fun game, and is reminiscent of the 1980's text-based games. All of this, completely for free. How good!
Posted 21 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
not great
Posted 12 January, 2021.
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16 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Wow, actually quite impressed at how badly they have done this. Like other people have said, just download the FREE Match Day DLC over this 'concert.' In my first concert, someone dies. Sums up the DLC pretty well, huh.
Posted 27 December, 2020.
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27 people found this review helpful
48 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Incredible
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
Loading Screen Simulator has to be the greatest game of all time. Leonardo Da Vinci must have come back for 2 days to give us this gift. I never thought that I would ever have the pleasure to play such a game but here I am. Thank you so much for making my day and my life. Play this game.
Posted 29 September, 2019.
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797 people found this review helpful
186 people found this review funny
22.2 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no "price"
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
Papers, Please is a fantastic game. It shows the life of an inspector just letting people through but it is done so perfectly. Papers, Please is like The Terminal by Steven Spielberg. It maybe doesn't sound like the greatest idea but is a masterpiece. Papers, Please is a puzzle as you have to look at expiry dates, genders and names. There are sad parts to the game but it is a challenging game to play whenever. Got a computer? Get Papers, Please now!
Posted 14 June, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
13.6 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As good as the game WAS the game is no longer updated and is a crashing, unfinished donkey of a game. There has been no changes to the game for years now and it's a waste of $21. Garbage Day used to be one of my favourite games but is now completely unplayable. While it is a large map you can't explore it because once you finally seem to get somewhere, the day resets. Please do not waste your money on this and not on any games by a developer called Kiddy. It's the same person and they re release games within days and make money from it. Steam needs to remove this and we all deserve a refund for even looking at the store page and contemplating buying it. The only reason I have played it for 13.5 hours is to see how long it takes to crash. Average: 20 Minutes. Every. Time. Please buy something else that isn't garbage day or anything else by this person. The name of the game sums it up pretty well. Garbage.
Posted 14 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
442.4 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
I have played through this game multiple times and it has always been fun. It is tough getting through to 35 years and is awesome when you get your first breakthrough game. I have had the game for years and have completed it once. It is hours of fun and a great game!
Posted 5 May, 2019. Last edited 5 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
It says that i played it here, i played it on ps4. but one the best games ever!!
Posted 15 January, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
309.3 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A great game whith incredible car crash physics. Beam.ng drive is exactly like wreckfest but a cheaper version. I did have some problems with lag but I have little to no storage on my computer. 11/10 would crash again.
Posted 27 October, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
A funny game to battle your friends in. It has stupid physics, weird character moves and weird animations so basically it's stupid but awesome, like me.
Posted 11 July, 2018.
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