google show me this guy's balls please

Love u more

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doing well. i lvoe u

funk go away you dont even have an iphone

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Also uwu check

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Legit can't play anything with anyone my computer ♥♥♥♥ itself :(

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Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey

lol
hi

YEE GURL LOOKIN GOOD

i love you girl

and so it begins....

Come back.

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++rep nice, fast and polite trader!!

You got a nice dumpster.

♥♥♥♥ YOU

+++REP 10/10 WOULD BANG.

I miss my asian, soon we will chill my friend....soon


-wayne

'while, crocodile... ;_;

Came Back from Hyrule, the Kerbals want their Saturn V back. P.S. Zelda's hates you and you might have Crabz.

Fragos : dat hipster somehow guided the rocket underground

Why are you so awesome. Tell me your secrets please?

The things that stop me from being are the same things that make me believe
The things that make me sad are the same things that killed my dad
The things that help me sleep are the same things that made me cheat
The things that killed me today are the same things that I use to pray

I stopped being beautiful once and it sucked.

great soldier-ing!

I still want to hear a recording of you singing snake eater, or maybe don't stop me now.

That and that alone is the only motivation I need to cover civ 5 again next week.

no, u. you're wonderful.

Thanks for the kind words, I'm infatuated. Take me now! (Also sorry I didn't respond, too focused on the DotA game to hear the steam bleeps :< )

Suh-wagship

6:32 PM - Friendship for Everyone™: Just let me take a look, I'm not gay for your penis.

Friendfetti for everyone

but
but
it's cousins are under my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bed.

Friendship I have an apology to make. If I ever see a mouse my first reaction is to go find a cleaver for self defense.

omg im in your thing

"When the uber combo expands, I contract. When they contract, I expand. And when there is an opportunity... I do not crocket...it crockets all by itself. Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like a rocket. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like rockets. If you put rockets into a cup, it blows up the cup. You put rockets into a bottle it blows up the bottle. You put them in a teapot it blows up the teapot. Now, rockets can flow or they can crash. Be rockets my friend."
-Bruce Lee on playing Soldier

Oh god the cute. It burns!

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♥♥♥♥ THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE I WANTED IT TO.

I love you this much
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maybe it's teh beer talking bur you got a butt taht won't quite. they got those gig chewy pretzles here merJanthfgrr fibel dollars??1?!!!? get outta here

SO that goldfish I won? It wasn't even a goldfish, it was a carrot in water..

HEY! My eyes are up here!!

Apparently I feel bored enough to coach you on playing spy.

Not entirely true.

don't listen to donut, he'll give conflicting advice and then tell you to use the DR!

I'LL TEACH YOU.