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7 people found this review helpful
19.5 hrs on record
This game is mediocre at best, game play is immensely boring and brain dead, the emotions mechanic could've countered this but it's basically barely ever used except for one boss fight. Most of the characters are poorly written, especially with a massive plot point. Where a certain character takes a completely irrational action (which they probably shouldn't even know how to do) without any explanation about why or how. The main plot is basically completely irrelevant until you get to the finale, which itself is lackluster. Many fans praise this scene for the emotional weight it holds but personally I found it to be nothing but weak, a nice song doesn't make a nice plot.

If you wan't to like this game that's absolutely fine, it isn't my place to tell you what you can and cannot like, but it's dishonest to pretend this game is perfect, or even good in my opinion.

Also the developer's merchandise practices are absolutely disgusting, asking 50$ for a single print of some artwork, or 143$ dollars for the 10 year anniversary poster. They are just scamming their audience and they know gullible fools with too much money and emotional investment will still buy it. If you want a piece of media that actually explores the concept of hiding from trauma there are way, waayyyy better games, movies, shows and books out there. Don't waste your money on a greedy developer who delivered nothing but a mediocre game.
Posted 26 August, 2022.
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0.4 hrs on record
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Posted 6 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
This game is absolutely fantastic, just fantastic.
I haven't had all of the endings yet, but as you can see by my playtime it's a very short game, non the less it hits you hard.
I personally struggle with my emotions, lack there of, to be exact. But this game had my eyes well up with tears. The dialog is writing in such a great way, and the characters feel very real.

tl;dr, emotional rollercoaster of beauty

Conclusion: 9,5/10, everyone needs to play this at least once
Posted 9 November, 2019.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
it's just a very relaxing game with a chill atmosphere, I love it!
Posted 18 August, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
24.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I've had no clue what was going on the 24 hours that I played, but I loved it.


10/10 would get confused again.
Posted 9 September, 2018. Last edited 2 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
373.5 hrs on record (68.5 hrs at review time)
Honestly a very fun game, especially when it's your first ever game and go absolutly ham and attack everyone resulting in the entirety of Europe forming a coalition against you as the Ottomans.

10/10 would kill the pope again
Posted 9 September, 2018. Last edited 22 March, 2020.
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32.5 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
This game helps keeping the voices away........

10/10 would kill an entire city again
Posted 9 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Have you ever been drunk and did something you regret? relive all of those feelings by playing this game! If you want another reason to kill yourself, this is what you need!

10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ a furry cosplayer again
Posted 9 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
372.4 hrs on record (137.8 hrs at review time)
This game is a piece of art that should be relished for years to come, but it still has its cons (like all bethesda games).

The thing that I like most about this game is the fact that even though there are only 3 main factions (4 if you count yes-man) it still gives you a whole lot of choice about how you want to play, for example: you can be a brotherhood of steel knight who fights against the legion while also being the ruler of New Vegas. Or you could be a super friendly helper who helps Ceasers legion. What I am trying to say is that the game gives you a lot of choises.

The problems that this game has is (and who would have thought) a lot of chrashes, and there is one GIANT problem: the corupted save-file. This can make you want to kill yourself, you just got the game, played for a few hours, save the game and the next day you try to start up the game and load your safe-file and then: Nothing, it keeps loading and loading and dont forget the loading. My tip to fight this glitch is to install a mod that is made for this problem (you can find a lot of guides for this so I wont explain it here). Another problem with this game is that the game doesnt really want you to join the legion, and this is a problem because a playthrough as a legionairy can be great fun! but the game kind of wants you to help the NCR or help mister House, but it is still very posible to play for the legion so dont get me wrong!

My rating would be a 9/10
Posted 16 August, 2018. Last edited 9 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.5 hrs on record
This is one hell of a game, it has a amazing soundtrack and the characters are amazing! one of the downsides is the community tho, it is quitte cancerous tbh

10/10 would watch Sans h*ntai again
Posted 18 July, 2018. Last edited 9 February, 2019.
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