I'm so much better than those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ celebrity-worshipping, stupid, vapid normies who pretend to have hobbies. I like Rick and Morty, It's Always Sunny, PC gaming (witcher 3 is so underrated), Christopher Nolan and Quentin Tarantino movies, South Park (which is the greatest satire ever written and influences expresses all of my political views perfectly), weed (smoking every day will make me live forever), Elon Musk, and science, ♥♥♥♥♥! Get it? That was a subtle Breaking Bad reference, but I actually love science (which is just what you learn in academic high school classes) even though I got a C last marking period. I could do so much better if so actually tried, I'm so much smarter than everyone here. It's just my depression and general nihilism make me not really try. But I'd do so good if I did. I HATE the "can I speak to the manager" haircut, when people don't tag their post with "/s" (because I can't understand sarcasm otherwise), The Big Bang Theory (literally nerd blackface, future generations will cringe), NORMIE MEMES (but hey did you guys see that Crash "woah" meme? That's pretty dank), and women (because they don't understand that I'm really just a nice guy and won't give me a chance even though I follow the Bushido code).

As part of an attempt to prevent the country's collapse, a referendum was held in March 1991, boycotted by three republics, that resulted in a majority favoring the preservation of the union as a renewed federation. Gorbachev's power was greatly diminished after Russian President Boris Yeltsin's high-profile role in facing down a coup d'état by party hardliners. In late 1991, Gorbachev resigned and the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union met and formally dissolved the union. The remaining 12 constituent republics emerged as independent post-Soviet states. The Russian Federation—formerly the Russian SFSR—assumed the USSR's rights and obligations and became recognized as the de facto successor state.[18][19][20] At the same time, Ukraine declared by law that it is a state-successor of both the Ukrainian SSR and the USSR.[21] Today, many post-Soviet states have ongoing disputes both over formerly-Soviet territory and property.[22]

The USSR produced many significant social and technological achievements and innovations of the 20th century, including the world's first ministry of health, first human-made satellite, the first humans in space and the first probe to land on another planet, Venus. The country had the world's second-largest economy and the largest standing military in the world.[23][24][25] The USSR was recognized as one of the five nuclear weapons states. It was a founding permanent member of the United Nations Security Council as well as a member of the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe, the World Federation of Trade Unions and the leading member of the Council for Mutual Economic Assistance and the Warsaw Pact.

You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? ♥♥♥♥♥? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad.

You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a ♥♥♥, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your ♥♥♥♥ in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor.

To be fair, I did ♥♥♥♥ that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it.



Hello everyone, concerned Christian Father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.



Colty — Yesterday at 5:38 PM
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?



zenith71 — Today at 5:16 AM
The year is 2022, and the Year of Linux Desktop has finally arrived.

I sit in front of my Linux Desktop, and open up Google Chrome. I log into Instagram to check what my friends are up to. My browser automagically fetches my biometrics and passport details stored in my TPM chip via a proprietary kernel module to verify my identity. I scroll through the stories and posts, videos auto-playing with full hardware acceleration support, decoded securely with the help of the DRM kernel module (also proprietary). I leave an emoji comment using predictive typing based on my typing habits, a long-awaited modern feature now built into

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Hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. You know how hard it is to find girls who play video game nowadays??? Well, Im glad I stumbled apon this cutie cause I gotta say.... ^_^ (sorry for scare, no trouble ) Well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs2 with me (I'm a Global Elite so I can carry my little princes if need.) CUZ I really want someone to MM with me.. Hey hey, maybe even I could get you a knife as a little gift. You like Dopplers? Me too, me too. Anyways, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) If we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :) ( I can even turn down my future-dubstep music in the background if you want...) Add me if you want please, I just need a friend, maybe even girlfriend, to play video with me. I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! I'll get you whatever your heart desires, do whatever for you, okay??




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⡇⠄⠸⣿⢸⣿⣶⡄⣇⠃⡇⡄⡇⠁⠃⠄⠈⢊⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡇⠄⠄⢻⣸⣿⣿⠏⡙⢸⣇⣡⢰⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⡁⢱⢈⢿⣿⡿⡄⣰⣶⣿⣿⣿
⡇⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⡿⢰⡇⠆⠲⠶⣝⠾⠸⢴⢠⠄⠇⢸⢸⠄⡶⡜⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏
⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⡇⠧⢣⣸⣦⣄⣀⠁⠓⢸⣄⠸⢀⠄⡀⡀⡪⣽⣿⣿⢿⣿⢟⣬
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢧⠯⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⣷⠄⣿⣇⡿⠄⡀⠦⣰⣿⡿⣱⣿⡏⢾⣫
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣌⢌⢿⣿⣿⠇⠼⢃⢠⢇⣻⣧⣿⡡⣸⣿⠿⢁⡟⢁⣳⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠳⢝⣒⣒⠰⣘⣴⡧⠿⣿⣛⡯⣱⡿⣫⢎⣪⣎⣿⣧⢻⠿

Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi