Platinum DRIP

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

So today, I decided to measure my ♥♥♥♥, just to look and see, like every man does. I planned to report back to my dudes... For the boys, y’know? So I get a boner, and I measure it with a ruler from my mom’s desk drawer... and it’s too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big for anyone to believe me if I told them. I’m now having a moral crisis, because if I tell the bros about my huge ♥♥♥♥, they won’t believe me. But momma didn’t raise a liar. So now I’m stuck between having a brosation with my guys about my huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horse ♥♥♥♥, or forever hiding in the third leg closet. How do I come about coping with the knowledge that I have a giant pulsing lightsaber dong?

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