Hey! Whatchu got there?

Oh uh I'm playing Minecraft so I wanted to grab a Soylent.

Why soylent though?

Well, my body creates some good nutrients, and I'm strapped with time, so Let's Go!

I spend so much time in Minecraft that I don't leave my office for days!

I tried to photosynthesize my energy, but I failed... I'm not a plant.

Soylent is people for plants! *record scratch*

Uh, I mean.. Plants for people, Silly me!

Is this a dietary drink?

Ehh, it's more like a health potion that tastes like cereal milk.

Soylent is a vegan 400 calorie meal replacement drink with 20gs of protein!

I find original soylent delightfully neutral, but when I crave flavors, they've got me covered there too!

When you need a fast recharge, Soylent is filling, fast and easy to drink.

I Love Soylent!