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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:09am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:02pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:01pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:09pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:15am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:15pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:34pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:35pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:57pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:26pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:44pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:00pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:36pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:49pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:37pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:36pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:21am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:28pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:31pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:18pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:20pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:58pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:25pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.