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Hey kids, do you like artificial difficulty? Then play Afterbirth+! With such exciting new features as;

-Portals that spawn enemies faster than you can kill them, even on the very first floor!
-Bosses capable of spawning other bosses at the same time!
-Item rooms that, sometimes, might just give you nothing at all!
-A fairly significant chance that the game just might not even open anymore!

Just save your money and play Antibirth instead.

Don't buy it, you're throwing your money into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wind.

Horrible PC port, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' awesome game.
I personally feel this is the best of the Saints Row series, aside from a few balancing issues like the sniper-accurate pistols and whatnot. And blah blah blah more grounded bluh bluh go watch the Zero Punctuation video for my opinion on the story that pretty much sums it up.

It's entirely possible I say this looking through my standard internet issue nostalgia goggles, but Jet Set Radio is just a fun, satisfying game for me. Only real concern with the gameplay I have is that while the skating segments are all rather fluid and fast-paced, grafitti placement is handled through awkward and imprecise QTEs. I'd reccomend playing the sequel, Jet Set Radio Future, if you're looking for an overall more fast-paced, consistent game.

But regardless, the original Jet Set Radio just caries that typical feeling of endearing oddity to me, so maybe it will to you.

Also there's not a single thing stopping you from making all your tags giant ♥♥♥♥♥ and swear words if you so desire.

This is probably one of my favorite games ever and I'm really not sure why. I guess the shooting just feels solid to me, and the quests add enough variety to the game that you're rarely ever doing the same thing twice (besides go to place A and shoot guy B but who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about that), and the fairly easy modmaking tools allow a theoretically infinite amount of content.

Also, you can fight aliens if you want.