Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' chump. Alright? Because I'm not. I'm a business man, a family man, a man of the people, a man of the church, a man of the country, I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of God, a missionary, a post man, I work at Jamba Juice, okay, my dog is spayed, I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic, I know a cobbler, I- I- I make my own quilts, love eggs, I shop locally, I uh, I support local causes, I take a cruise ship every three months, I wear reading glasses, uh, my daughter has braces, uh, my eyebrows are shaved, and my friends are all geese. I live in a house, I have a head, my clothes are all combustible, uh, my medicine is over the counter except for one prescription, I, uh, I have a shirt that reads, "If you don't like me, go ♥♥♥♥ YA MOTHA," I, uh, am inside of the Matrix, I live in a home with no windows, I, uh, have lasers inside my brain, there's a shark in my bathroom, my dog sleeps in my bed with me, I have a mouse under the rug, my friends are all dead. I went to India once, I like bowling. So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥' chump, alright? Because I'm not.