Почему у тебя в зубах пауки?

excuse me sir, i noticed there was a little poop in your colon. is your bidet clogged?

♥♥♥♥ around and find out!!!

this is what happens when you post your weak sissy pig emote on my profile......

no, randy. YOU'RE cringe!!!!!

These haikus are going too far man, I’m up all night contemplating them.

toyota prius

haiku gas leaking poop leak

which battery broke?

~ jealous prius johnson

your finger nail smells

of the most purple glue stick

please do not wash hands


~ haiku johnson

"What, still here? Hand it over. That thing, your dark ♥♥♥. For my lady's ♥♥♥ chalice."

pt cruisin
boy sippin
on that ice
stop slippin

stay alive
no killin
forza 5?
oops, yuminess

cant wait to hate
the next game
we play real late
at night, hold up

its hot i gotta open the window and take this hoodie off

listen here you little ♥♥♥♥, ill leave my crum socks anywhere i please, also please dont check under your bed anytime soon, i most definitely havent been leaving my fossilized undies there, rofl just forget i said anything lol jajaja

Idk, I think a million year ban on forza 2 would be fun

almost 1000 days reformed. dont relapse now D:

CHOWDA






























grab the mg 42

lol

i am a professional money launderer but you will never catch me because you keep re watching the travis scott fortnite concert at work...


p.s. how many v bucks do you have?

playing csgo for 5 years and only has 6 kills at half

34 rotisserie chicken on the wall, whos the realest poop seller of them all

Excuse me sir? My bum is soaked from the ride home and i was wondering if i could borrow the kangaroo jnco. I think if i wore those, i could dry my bum somewhat with all that pant. I appreciate it brotendo, also you need to hook up the 64 cause it doesnt belong in that stinky box in the basement <3 ill catch you on COD advanced welfare

hey, your just mad cause Ill be able to do something with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guitar and hands that you’ll never be able to achieve in your entire life kid... so yeah, you're gay. *enter sandman*

-Rep... THIS GUY IS HORRIBLE AND SOUNDS LIKE A FAIRY

High quality poop and great customer service! also a very good cs player :D

hey sgt. pepper jack. its your old guitarist, the one from the lonely cheese club band? anyways * D minor mixolydian scale * im sorry for not showing up at the Cheese Anonymous meeting. i was busy smoking a water tobacco pipe full of the best baby swiss. $69 dollars a gram! ill be there next week but dont tell anyone about what i did. im a bad boy and i think i need a spanking...

im gonna give you some advice that might dictate whether you still have friends or not....






















Poop is pretty cheap right now so if your gonna sell it, I would sell it for $15 a gram. And when i mean "gram", i mean a 0.7 g. ill buy you the latest and greatest cuccka wiz scale and youll be saving some poop in the long run. Just make sure that the elementary school kids dont buy scales and find out that your shorting the fat sack of toilet bowl dreams. Anyways ill see you at chess club tmmrw. <3

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burnt weeny sandwich with a side of itchy skin, sun burnt white boy dropping DNA ♥♥♥♥ on my lambo seat yo wtf i think u need a vibe check on that sunscreen, catch me outside on the sand big tan white ass and my arizona iced tea neeeds some ICE, ♥♥♥♥ bruh you flexin on my gold chain with no game get that money, be amazing be azing and speak da russia mudaphucka scrapin hoes up on the beach im out, oceansize :/

-diarheea, needs more t Bell

eats burger, eats bacon, makes meatball, eats meatball, falls down the stairs while wearing a few pairs of mommas underwear, i stare in your window while you sleep, leave me some fries and i will let you sip my java monster

+rep needs more cohn

+rep god himself

MW2 more like I eat doo doo

-rep, lol

+rep thanks for the case LOL

this man has the voice of a 1000 hands and the ♥♥♥♥ of infinite ernie balls

you thin funny but you cant even use that bidet i got you during this crisis, i told you that toilet paper is low cause i wiped boogers on. mom and dad are on the way, hide the bodies

big boi, ♥♥♥♥ ass, lemme see that gut mountain pass, down the toilet, there aint no point yet , you need to empty your diapy, its stinky, needs a changey, i cant believe you still even like ya boy, wanky <3 , fat shlong is all you be talkin' , on my homie m, sayin hes afican americaM, wtf, you need to slow down on that tuna salad flow, frown :(

sleepy fish. He keep the stink while keeping the slinky arms drooping off his shining cadaver. hallowed be his bong

mission passed
respect +

can u like,,, give me my car back thx,,,,

-rep didnt do a single gen all game

-rep will camp and proxy. Not a good killer. You can have a much better time skinning yourself alive.

+rep, doesn't camp like a weiner; good fun killer

kkk

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COHN

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