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43 of 51 (84%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Wake Up Call

Survive the manual override
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 12:03pm

You Monster

Reunite with GLaDOS
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 12:30pm

Undiscouraged

Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 12:38pm

Bridge Over Troubling Water

Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 1:30pm

SaBOTour

Make a break for it
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 6:53am

Stalemate Associate

Press the button!
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 7:23am

Tater Tote

Carry science forward
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 8:40am

Vertically Unchallenged

Master the Repulsion Gel
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 8:07am

Stranger Than Friction

Master the Propulsion Gel
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 9:07am

White Out

Complete the first Conversion Gel test
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 9:36am

Tunnel of Funnel

Master the Excursion Funnel
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 11:47am

Dual Pit Experiment

Do the same test twice
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 10:34am

The Part Where He Kills You

This is that part
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Lunacy

That just happened
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Drop Box

Place a cube on a button without touching the cube
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Overclocker

Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Pit Boss

Show that pit who's boss
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Preservation of Mass

Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Pturretdactyl

Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Final Transmission

Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man's dens
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Good Listener

Take GLaDOS' escape advice
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 6:54am

Scanned Alone

Stand in a defective turret detector
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 7:08am

No Hard Feelings

Save a turret from redemption
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Schrodinger's Catch

Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Ship Overboard

Discover the missing experiment
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 8:34am

Door Prize

Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 8:35am

Portrait of a Lady

Find a hidden portrait
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 3:04pm

You Made Your Point

Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 3:11pm

High Five

Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Team Building

Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Confidence Building

Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Bridge Building

Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Obstacle Building

Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:33pm

You Saved Science

Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

Gesticul-8

Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 8:15am

Can't Touch This

Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am

Empty Gesture

Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:32am

Party of Three

Find the hidden companion cube in co-op test chamber
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 11:22am

Narbacular Drop

Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46am

Professor Portal

After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:27pm

Air Show

Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Asking for Trouble

Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Rock Portal Scissors

Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:16pm



Smash TV

Break 11 test chamber monitors

Iron Grip

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course

Portal Conservation Society

Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements

Four Ring Circus

Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op

Triple Crown

Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each

Still Alive

Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying

Friends List With Benefits

While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list

Talent Show

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mobility Gels co-op course