Day 74 of NoFap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work, I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid-twenties, and healthy. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of hormone fuelled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the target, I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY.

As I float into the abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for leaving my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

You’re welcome gentlemen

can type slurs faster now

my bro

Livvy just convinced Baby Gronk™ to commit to LSU. Baby Gronk™ is the number one college football prospect in the country. He averages 300 yards and 5 touchdowns a game. On his visit to LSU, Livvy rizzed him up. Livvy even hugged Baby Gronk™. He might be the new rizz king. Do you think Baby Gronk™ will lead LSU to a national championship?

ETF2L pls accept

i can't stop farting