Hello James? I have been waiting in org for my gold, you said you would have it by now! Hoping everything is ok and you didn't scam me...

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai.
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So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.

Babe please, you’ve already watched Minions 2 multiple times already. “hehehe freeze ray” Babe please, you said you’d buy me a CHANEL bag but you have already spent all your money on Minion Merch. “Uhm actually, I spent only 92% of my money 🤓” Babe we’re homeless now because you invested all your money into Gru-Coins. “Ok I’m genuinely sorry for my impulsive buying of every Minion related stuff. I won’t do it again, here’s the CHANEL bag I promised to get you. Wait babe where are you going? Come back, I miss you. What do you mean you’re leaving me forever? Please don’t leave, I have no one else left…”

You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.

i'm a professional Weeb $hitposter I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Ch4n Normies, I have over 300 Viral Memes all over the internet, a PHD in weebery and Animemes knowledge and relevance, i also studied the Dimensional theory from Stiens Gate and debated it against steven hawking's studies of the dark matter, gave those casual scientists a taste of ANIME, I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, For i have mastered the Art of ninjutsu after watching the show known as naruto for over 420 times and after observing every single move, act, hand sign, breath, the characters do i was able to actually unlock my chakra gates and now i can use ninjutsu at ease, i've also managed to learn breathing techniques as shown and demonstrated in demon's slayer and now i can use the breath of sun with no issues what so not, i've also mastered the japanese language solely through watching anime,So you better watch out for me losers.

I'm gonna ♥♥♥ at 22/2/22 at exactly 22:22 with 22 seconds and you can't stop me. This is gonna be my biggest accomplishment since the time I edited my downvoted comment to make everyone look bad (epic troll). I plan to throw a die to let me decide what am I gonna ♥♥♥ to, will it be blowjob? will it be ebony? will it be hentai? will it be some questionable hardcore ♥♥♥♥? I don't know. I got the lube (calendula), the place (bath floor) and the music (Baby Kata - pipi caca trap remix). The only thing left is actually selecting a dice from my collection, this is the part that got me nervous, I don't know if I'll be able to decide which die to use before the hour arrives, I'm not gonna use a regular plain ass die, I'm not a degenerate. I got a Gasland Skid bullet shaped Dice set, a Black Obsidian Gesmstone labelled "♥♥♥♥ Me" and "♥♥♥♥ You" set, a Wooden Dice set, and obviously a White Marble DnD dice set. Those are the coolest ones, which one should I use?

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IVE HAD ENUF OF YOUR ♥♥♥♥

Yes

Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the ♥♥♥♥ you’re masturbating to will see “you are gorgeous I would love to titty♥♥♥♥ you, it would be my pleasure😍😍😍” will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, I’d bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I(17M) want to bang Lady Dimitrescu so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ badly. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Resident Evil Village and see her, I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. I hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons of ♥♥♥ in my boxers and knowing that ♥♥♥ should have gone inside of Lady Dimitrescu's fat pale ass. I want to have my hybrid human-vampire babies with her.

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.

There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.

If you ♥♥♥♥, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together.

Uh, hey bud.. ya know those roof koreans? They keep shootin at me

thank you for the NTA

Really makes it easier to decide my next moves.

If you ever get caught in a bind and are facing 20 years just hmu and I will pardon you.

Peace out

Signed DT

Using an alt account because of people trace this back to me my reelection chances might get hurt.

I (74M) am finishing up my first term as President of the United States of America. Let me tell you, America is an incredible country, probably one of the best countries in the whole nation. As my reelection comes closer and closer, my opponent Sleepy Joe has been leading in approval ratings, and I began to get worried. Let me tell you, I am the best at being worried. Just ask anybody in my administration, I get worried like no other president. Anyways, I was considering putting Sleepy Joe to sleep for good, which I think is a service not only to his family, but also the nation as a whole. I was going to ask my good pal Putin to borrow some of that poison he’s using to silence the libtards in his country. So Reddit, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

EDIT: I’m not Donald Trump.

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ coronavirus ♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌 otherwise the coronavirus 🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑🍆 for you too 2️⃣

No more touching daddy 😫😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿 your dirty 🤢🤮nasty little 🤞 fingers🖐️🖖✋ for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡

I hereby instate NinjaPooki with his own N-Word Pass effective IMMEDIATELY

Signed by Kevin

(go get em tiger)

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

Woww www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life?

Excuse me? I find vaping to be one of the best things in my life. It has carried me through the toughest of times and brought light and vapor upon my spirit. You're just another one of those people who doesn't believe in chem trails and fluoride turning us gay. Your ignorance to the government is what makes you a sheep in today's society. Have fun being a slave to todays's system.

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OKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moeblob fluff. Coy-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Newt-Kun.

Am I pretty?
Boy:No
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have back luck in relationships for the next 10 yearsLike

Back off my boi rick ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick, his ♥♥♥♥ may be small but his heart is big and thats all that matters.

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The Trophy For All The Friends and Homies Out There

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Also, i copyrighted SmallPenisRenis, so know you owe me two euros and a crisp high five.

Hello, James, I am here calling on the recent occurence of 2000 hours in the past month put into watching our website, getdogsex.com , we have taken it upon ourselves to give you a complimentary blowjob, a used condom, and a half eaton turkey sandwich. All of which will be delivered to you via pigeon messenger. Call us at 1-800-KILL-JEWS if you have any problems. Have a nice day! -Shiquansha, ceo of getdogsex.

I AIM to please

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I have no excuses

jesus christ dude I hope you aren't trying to date a girl by sending her all these memes about how depressed and suicidal you are. the male in the relationship is supposed to provide power and stability. she will NOT find this attractive
the whole "emphasize how unhappy you are to get attention from a woman" might be a holdover from your childhood. was your mom not around, didn't give you enough attention, spent crucial formative years away from you sick or in the hospital and your 2-year-old subconscious saw it as rejection.

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

Happy Birthday! ;)

this guy is a bastard
dont
trust him

Sorry let me rephrase that, You want to ♥♥♥♥ me?

You want to ♥♥♥♥ on me?

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

+rep Dankest meme I know

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. http://imgur.com/vJc4WGx

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