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Встречаются на автосалоне представители ВАЗ и концерна Хонда.
Представители Хонды спрашивают:
— Как вы проверяете салоны своих машин на герметичность?
ВАЗовцы отвечают:
— Все очень просто. Закрываем окна и двери и помещаем на ночь в салон кошку. Если она к утру задохнулась — салон герметичен.
— ♥♥♥♥♥♥ вы мудаки, кошек они душат, совсем охуели что ли?
— Так еще ни одна не задохнулась.