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39.6 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
> First day as scientist in Site-███
> "Oh boy can't wait to put my degree to good use"
> Facility goes into lockdown
> Proceeds to designated emergency shelter
> Run into 10 D-Class test subjects
> They gang up on me and start calling me a nerd
> One of them has a gun
> Bullys me into unlocking SCP-914 for them
> Gives up and decides to start helping them upgrade stuff so we can all escape
> Closes blast doors to stay safe
> A creepy sludge monster man phases through the blast doors and starts teleporting people to his torture dimension
> Everyone starts panicking and someone opens the blast doors
> Two blood-covered blind raptor-dogs come in and start screaming that they want scooby snacks and starts eating people
> Run out of the room trying to escape
> One of the dogs hears me and starts chasing me
> Probably has a multiple personality disorder because it now wants lasagna and hates mondays
> Turns the corner and runs into the sludge man
> Grabs me and transports me into his torture dimension
> It's a circular green room with doors around its perimeter
> See about 4 d-bois arguing about which door they will choose
> Sees me and they start bullying me
> feelsbad.jpg
> They get bored and run through random doors
> All get killed
> Notice that each door except one has a body in it
> Ah the scientific method at its finest
> Run through remaining door
> Transports into heavy containment zone
> Run into a SCP Mobile Task Force
> "IM SAVED"
> They escort me out of the facility
> Takes me to their forward command post
> MTF commander tells me to put on MTF gear for my protection
> "cool cool, so when do I evacuate"
> MTF commander shows me to the the heli and hands me a gun
> "wait a minute"
> Heli takes off and flies back to the site
> Pilot kicks me off the heli
> "NO TAKE ME BACK"
> Sees MTF Lieutenant and squad outside elevator to the entrance zone
> Run towards them
> They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing hot potato with a grenade
> They all explode
> Now all alone
> Sees the elevator coming up
> "Oh good, hopefully someone in the MTF knows what to do"
> Doors open
> Starts blinking and sees a ugly peanut statue
> Neck snaps
> Sees big red text saying "SCPs WON" over my corpse

All of this happened in a ten minute match. This game is full of endless possibilites especially since all factions are player characters including the monsters and all of the human characters (and some monsters) can talk to each other. A mic is highly recommended for this game.
Posted 22 November, 2018. Last edited 23 November, 2018.
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