Recent reviews by eatdick slobbercock

very good play game friend good gaem!

>see you tomorrow?
>yea man

last online 5 years ago

>be me, 7 years old
>my friend: bro come over
>me: why
>my friend: i have halo 3
>me: bet

and we did that for 4 years before he moved away.

i no like vidoe games

There has never been a game such as beautiful as this. I worked day and night with my family to say up enough earnings to buy this game. I spent time and effort. When I purchased this product i felt relief, i felt life finally go my way. I completed the game in 15 minutes. I did not need to use my hands. I did not need to ejaculate. All I needed was patience. I saw my steam crashed and I was honored to know I finished life.. In my bio, now reads KURWA out of the achievements brought to you by this game.
in seriousness, what the ♥♥♥♥. unless you want the achievements to write a funny, it really aint worth it unless youre some freaky ♥♥♥♥. enjoy.

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