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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 8:16am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 8:16am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:24pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:24pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:01am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:01am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:36pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:36pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 8:52am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 8:52am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:29pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:29pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:14pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:18pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:46pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:06pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:01am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 8:55am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:59pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 8:05am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:19pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:19pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:26am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:26am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:23pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:22am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:22am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:36am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:36am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:39pm

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:39pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:46pm

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:46pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:00pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:00pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:15pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:15pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:46pm

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:46pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57pm

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:15am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 9:03am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:46pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:37pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:25pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:24pm

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:24pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
7,840 / 50,000

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.