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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 12:37am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 12:47am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 12:50am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 2:53am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:22am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:29am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:31am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:04am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:14am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:27am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:58am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:02am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:42am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 5:02am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 4:56am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 5:31am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 5:41am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 6:58am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 1:20am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 1:34am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:40am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:13am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:15am

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 5:44am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:31am



Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.