After over many years playing this game i still want to build a nether portal, slay a few blazes for blaze powder, then go back to the overworld, kill a few endermen. Get their pearls, combine them with the blaze powder. Find a stronghold, find an end portal. Go to the end and kill the dragon and hit the biggest griddy since the passing of HM Queen Elizabeth II and then fart in a jar and post it to a random ass location labled "This is what a monty main smells like" and hopefully they get the joke. Im half way there already.