"I freakin' love iced coffee. Blended. Cubes? Hell is the door to your left."

*Sip* "This...this isn't so bad...it-IT'S GREAT! Astounding! This tastes EXACTLY like blended iced coffee!" ~Me; given an iced latte in Starbucks by mistake.

"=w= <- The face of a GOD"

"You and coal. I can apply extreme heat and pressure on one until it gives me something more valuable in return. The other helps me do just that. So! Which of the two is helping me do what?"

"/g This is not guild chat"

"Don't worry about it! I can charge ye guys cheap for your Shadow Lair run fee AND still make a profit because I'm a nice guy ;D"

"Life is like a cookie. They come in packs of 12, at $3.98 a pack, twist them, dip them in milk...eat them and feel like a GOD"

"Swaghetti Yolognese!"
"^dat battle cry"

"Well played Mod Calibrator seller. Well played." *Cue sarcastic clap*

":D
:D
:D
:D <- I will end everything you know and love face"

"People say they will never sell their soul to the devil...but when one comes up to you offering you fame and fortune.....
for 12 monthly installments of 4.99...."

"It's ok to exploit other people IF you make sure they understand that you're exploiting them and they're ok with it."

"As an economist, I like assuming we have a can opener."

"Are you scared? Scared that you think I'm angry? You should be scared even more then. I have a little secret. I'm not angry. Not angry at all."

"Woah woah woah. You don't feel right that you can get 3D movie tickets for the price of a regular ticket?! No no no. Think of it this way. Next time you're with a group, you'll be able to say 'Psst, hey guys. You lookin' for tickets? I know a guy. Cheap.'....Yeah actually scratch that, you'd be askin' for trouble"

~Extracts from Nex's Conversations