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0.3 hrs last two weeks / 1,030.6 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Mar, 2017 @ 9:07am

Early Access Review
Bruh, I'm drunk af but I still think I can wrtie a review or somethin idk
So, what's this game about? Haven't you read the store page? GTA meets rogue-like, and it's pretty much true. Albeit in early access, the player(you) can do quite a lot of stuff. Dude, like, a lot of stuff. Don't put me describe 'em now, I can barely type without help.

There are lots of characters, with different abilities and stuff, different starting gear and stuff, and other stuff... stuff. There are unlockable things in the main hub(ala Rogue Legacy), unlocking all sort of new traits(level up thingy), rewards, and even choose other optional items for your said chosen class! It's pretty cool!

There are only 2 areas of this early access thingamajig, but hey, 3 more to come, can't help but wait it out.

Oh, and you can do anything you oh-so desire. Wanna kill EVERYONE? Go ahead. Wanna kill NOONE?? Go ahead. Again. WANNA REIGN TERROR UPON THE WORLD?! Wait, that is like the same thing as the first thing I said. EH.

So as of writing this reviwwe, I have amassed 119 minutes(I think). And I'll make sure to come back.

Oh, and the answer is Merlot. ♥♥♥♥ vodka, get drunk with style bruh/

Yeah, that's the rewieiw thing.

Go home idk
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76561199763973621 31 Aug @ 2:54pm 
Dang, your review tho! It's packed with so much good stuff. I could never write like that. You're incredible! 🤩👌