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4 people found this review helpful
10.4 hrs on record
The mechanics are pretty barebones and the game is rather short - the focus is on replays. But with the mechanics being so boring, there is little to entice you to replay except the endings - which are all disappointing at best.

Good art for the heroine (everything else is pretty much ♥♥♥♥), good H scenes - most of which you get not by being good, but rather by LOSING fights - but lackluster gameplay makes this a pass
Posted 28 March.
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1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record
This made me feel icky. I figured this would be a funny game, but you are supposed to grape the girls.
Posted 27 March.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
This is much more than a simple walking simulator. It's a great exploring game, with several minor mechanics to keep you engaged while you discover the details of the story. Learn what the explorers that came before you left behind; and learn to hate crocodiles.
Posted 14 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
35.4 hrs on record
Solid turn-based strategy. Wish it was less of a grind, though
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.6 hrs on record
Gameplay is OK. But there's barely any story and the ending is, at best, a letdown
Posted 3 March, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
161.1 hrs on record (129.4 hrs at review time)
Game of the decade, easily.
The amount of liberty that you have, enabled by the amount of love put into this game, is unfathomable
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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106.1 hrs on record (96.1 hrs at review time)
It's a mash of a simple exploration game, a dating simulator and a strategy game.
The combat itself is superb, but the rest could have used more time to improve animations and environments
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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6.0 hrs on record
This game is everything you want from a doom-like game, with a silly atmosphere and the ability to slap some fashion onto your enemies. What else do you need?
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
34.9 hrs on record
The basic open world is there. But the story takes away your free will - both in that there are basically no choices and whatever you do doesn't matter, and that if you are not playing in the way the game wants you to play, the boss areas are INFURIATING.

Go play something else. I hear that Solitaire is nice.
Posted 27 September, 2022.
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5.5 hrs on record
The app promises a lot, but delivers little.
Several cases of your exports not working as imports, or of imports being severely misinterpreted.
It has no control for dynamic backgrounds, confusing fonts interactions and stuff like that.
You'll be better off with a well-configured PSD.
Posted 2 December, 2021.
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