"Sorry, friend.
Be more careful! By the gods, curiosity is going to kill you kittens.
Some places are better left alone, you know.
Oh, sorry, am I a tad too late?
Have no fear, there's beauty in death.
Besides, you're surrounded by ladies. Every man's dream, right?
Oh, no matter, I'll look after things.
By stripping every last trinket off your corpse.
You're going to make some lucky customer very happy."

-Unbreakable Patches- Dark Souls 3