You know what pisses me the hell off??? The stupid fact that the Coca Cola Company (so called) decided to make the absolutely asinine decision to rebrand our blessed “Coke Zero” as “Coke Zero Sugar”. What an absolutely idiotic thing to do. And to make matters worse, they allowed “Cherry Coke Zero” to retain its name. Now you have a straight up disjointed brand and we are all worse for it. America and Coca Cola have existed together for centuries and now we have this pointless show of pretentious overconfidence in the form of senseless marketing for the none the wiser masses. It makes me so angry to think that something so congruent could be ruined by a few entry level so called “marketing professionals”. The last time I was walking down the soft drink isle, I saw a Coke employee stocking the shelves. I just ran up to him and put my leg out and tripped him. Then I looked at him right in the eyes and said “go Coke yourself you f***ing Zero.”

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It all started when I was 16. My parents sheltered me for all of my life. I wasn't allowed eat smarties or drink fizzy drinks. But then I became a rebellious teenager who rode my bike (without a helmet) and started eating sweets. One day I decided to try monster green energy and the taste was instantly orgasmic. When I took a sip my body felt like It was surrounded in an ocean of warm honey. I still get fond memories of that day. I began drinking monster everyday. A can of monster a week became a can of monster a day and a can of monster a day became three cans of monster a day. I was quickly made bankrupt by my addiction. I started stealing money from my parents. When I turned 18 my parents tried to send me to rehab but they got laughed away. I am now 19 and homeless because I stole from my parents and have committed robbery to get more monster. PLEASE HELP ME REDDIT! I am typing this in my tent. I want to stop drinking monster energy BUT I. JUST. CAN'T. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. STOP.!!!!!!!