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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 9:04pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 4:47pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 11:39pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 10:06pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 9:08pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 11:11pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 4:10pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:59pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:01am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 6:35pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:21pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:15pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 6:57pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:21pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:26pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 10:18pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:21pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 6:24pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 8:42pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 1:05am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 6:25pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 6:52pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 10:37pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:07pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 7:48pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 8:29pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 6:58pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:02am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 7:31pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:52pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:30pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 9:25pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 4:44pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 7:57pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:30pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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