sometimes i like to xd when im joking around.
but sometimes i take my xd’s too far.
sometimes i xd at the wrong times.
but sometimes people deserve to be xd’d.
sometimes i keep my xd’s clean.
xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
look at those clean xd’s. respect them.
but sometimes my xd’s are faulty.
xdxxdxddxdxddxxddxdxdxxd
those xd’s were not clean at all.

riiiiiiite??

IF YOU WERE ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR ᴘᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ THE GUY THAT ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you sair about. See how many times you get this.....

Unless you were ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ by natrual causes, because I ain't ᴘᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ mother nature

hehe your a cutie x3 *flops beside u and nuzzles*


awwww!~ *nuzzles u back and pounces on u and notices your buldge* OwO whats this..?

legitimately one of the nicest people tbh

Hi, yes, I would like to report a crime. So I was doing the walking outside when suddenly I spotted someone. He was walking super suavacious and had a gait never before seen, a visage of such splendor that I was reduced to tears at his mere sight. In no other circumstances had I been overcummed with such a feeling, and it was that feeling that led me to my journey over the next few months.

My body demanded that I gaze upon this man of which I had become obsessed. And so for the days and times I lacked obligations, I squandered about that same streets that I had strode that one fateful day. Yet never did I see the god whom I had begun to worship, never did his eyes lay upon mine.

Overcome with grief, I began to dig deeper for this holy entity. I was a miner, burrowing in the caves of the internet in search of the gem who I had tasted of months before. Yet it was of no use, I could not find he who I desired. I was devastated, overcum with despair at the idea of never seeing my beloved again. I could not live with myself if I could not bask in his presence once more.

As I cantered towards the bridge that I planned to heave myself off of, I was blessed. At the corner stood the man I had lusted over for years, his sillhoutte(?) splayed across the concrete wall. I needed to get that ♥♥♥♥♥. I yearned for it, and it was mine.

Over three lanes of traffic did I cross to get my prize. But when I got there, I was flabbergasted For instead of the god Pinhead Larry, before me stood Baelor. With lamentation, I screeched and stumbled back towards the bridge. Though I could not live without seeing Larry, I could neither live with myself knowing I'd seen Baelor's ugly ass face.

boop

my dada always told me. baelor be a ♥♥♥♥♥