Recent reviews by God's special boy (lemon-tarted)

bad controls, annoying voices and grating sounds, level design is boring, combat feels unresponsive rather than "weighty"

competent devs got swapped out for idiots

Very fun concept, and a good time with friends. There are horrible bugs every match that makes it tiresome to keep going. Mission variety is so small. The game is early alpha state. I have hope for the game to be good, but I wouldn't bet on devs who took 4 years to make the current build of the game.

fantastic improvements on the original

"A great slam and then some!"

6/10 gameplay
8.5/10 visuals

must leave positive review because cat

one of a kind

+ no bullshite
+ no bugs
+ great performance
+ smooth gameplay (especially when using a controller with back paddles or mouse & keyboard)
+ Y2K-era anime dub kino plot and voice acting

- would be better if NG+ were more challenging, requiring better mission strategizing.

9.5/10

FromSoftware Tier List:
S: Sekiro, Armored Core VI
A: Elden Ring, Dark Souls
B: Dark Souls II, Dark Souls III

he's literally me

>start up game
>"made with unity" splash screen
>15 second unskippable eye piercingly white studio logo screen
>10 second unskippable publisher screen
>10 second unskippable seizure warning
>30 second loading screen for a 2D pixel art game
>30 second cutscene
>10 seconds to get from title screen to main menu
>see ♥♥♥♥♥♥ twitter and discord logos that clash horribly against the pixel art style
>close game and forget that it exists until i come across it in my library next year
>repeat