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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 7:49am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 8:06am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 12:45am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 9:33am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 10:37am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 7:56am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 11:37am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:30am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 6:59am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 9:33am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 11:00am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 10:22am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 8:06am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 9:52am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 10:08am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 10:49am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 11:28am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 9:35am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 12:38am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 10:26am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 10:06am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 11:20am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 8:46am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 9:18am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 3:27am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 10:00am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!