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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
72.7 hrs on record (49.5 hrs at review time)
get eddy out of the title screen it's been enough time already I can't stand him get him out!!!!
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
34.6 hrs on record
filmasso, hellblade pros boomers
Posted 11 April, 2024.
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28 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Pseudoregalia really captures the feeling of being in a dream, exploring the areas while listening to the amazing soundtrack was an experience I can't put into words. The level design and art brings back the N64 era style, which warms my heart + controlling Sybil feels nice, loved the movement.
Didn't know I needed this experience, glad I played this.
Posted 19 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
spent 80% of the playtime in the sliding puzzle, please make more.
Posted 26 February, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
filmasso, god of war pros wokes
Posted 17 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.5 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
I need her so bad
Posted 8 November, 2023.
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55 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
210.8 hrs on record (48.4 hrs at review time)
goodbye strive 👋👋 #ELPHELTNATION
Posted 20 January, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
29.5 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
I think it could have been so much more interesting if the author trusted the reader to figure out the mysteries for himself.
the story seems to be made for a very young crowd, even though it's about murder and ♥♥♥♥
the context of the whole game feels pretty forced and childish too

I understood the motivations (of the conflicts) that the game showed me but, they just didn't seem like something tangible and real, the characters are very artificial and stereotyped and that also applies to their motives
another thing that bothered me during the story was how he treats many subjects in an extremely disrespectful way, especially the gender of one of the characters, my friend saw me playing that part he knows i was malding.
I didn't think it was a good story, it is bad, poorly written and the author gets lost trying to develop it, but I can't lie and say that I didn't have fun, because I did have fun and I LIKED the game
All that cliche setting with extremely caricatured and absurd characters, the script doing the dumbest things in the world while taking itself seriously as ♥♥♥♥, the extremely convenient facts, the motivation of the main villain (didn't like it).
This was all TOO FUNNY i was completely mesmerized by the world this guy created simply because it's BAD, i wanted to understand why so many people like it and i ended up liking it but for the wrong reasons (?)
I wouldn't directly recommend this bomb to anyone, but I would be happy to see more people playing it, I developed a fondness for the characters and the story
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
85.8 hrs on record (65.0 hrs at review time)
I don't think I played the same game as everyone else, it is a good game but I didn't find it perfect and flawless like everyone else is saying in the reviews. It ins't even the best Miyazaki game in my opinion. I like the combat variety, the visuals, lore seems interesting and Torrent is cute (these are big parts of the experience). I don't like how much content is reused and the abundance of boss fights makes it feel like none of them matter (most of them are recycled bosses or enimies). It is really easy to skip an area because this game has no real indications of the order you SHOULD do things, I don't want the game to MAKE me do things in a order but at least it should be clear where I have to go so I don't outlevel all of the enemies and bosses. Also this game has a lot of artificial difficulty, even more than Dark Souls 2 (wow, congrats from software)
There's still a lot of things I don't like in this game, but what i'm trying to say is that even with the really bad errors Elden Ring still is a GOOD game, not perfect, but good.
Posted 27 December, 2022.
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40 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
415.9 hrs on record (272.1 hrs at review time)
THIS IS THE MOST WELL MADE, WELL BALANCED GAME THAT I HAVE EVER PLAYED
EVEN IF YOU NEVER PLAYED CARD GAMES BEFORE YOU CAN LEARN IT AND HAVE FUN
LEARNING THIS GAME AND BEING CONSISTENT IN YOUR RUNS IS SO SATISFYING AND GIVES ME ENJOYMENT THAT I CAN'T FIND IN ANY OTHER VIDEOGAME
I LOVE YOU MEGA CRIT GAMES AND PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THIS
THE MUSIC GOES HARD TOO AND I LOVE THE IRONCLAD HE IS COOL AND DEMON FORM
Posted 21 December, 2022.
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