You can command my squad any day

His mom bought him No Man's Sky.

Golf ball ship.

i see how it is, i didnt wanna be your friend anyways

ever

Don't ever come back

"Hello, my name is Nave. I only play DayZ. Although I really do miss GREAT games like Reign of Kings. It had a ton of content!" - I just received this email from Nave. I am very concerned. I believe he needs help.

I haven't seen my dad in 2 weeks now. Thinking about filing a missing persons report. LMK

I haven't seen my dad in a week. If someone hears from him...please tell him to DM me.

Can confirm, addicted to Dayz...Miss U dad <3

who r u ???????????????????? pls leav me alone!!!!!!!!

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a tiny man!

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I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

what parents?

hi, i saw you hacking and giving millions to people on gta online, can i have some please? My parents said i've been good this year...

ETA

never works

miss you little gal

miss you little boy

oh yeah? well.......shut up!

Yeah old timer, probably not the first time you've put people in a coma with your boring personality

IF Yif you tell your mom this message from me "I'll just put you in a coma
with some dirty love"

Could you forward this message to your wife?
"Give me your dirty love like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wow nerd...

Pure trash

You're trash

Hey little bud

I'm on the phone to the police now, you guys are getting sewed for spamming and selling defective naves.

Here's what to do with your "Survey"

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2: Moisten your Survey with water or water based lubricating jelly.

3: Lay on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your survey into your rectum so that it is deep enough to stay there and not come out.

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I am so fustrated, this Nave is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rip-off! Save your money and dont even bother. At first I thought he was a good buy but after demanding privileges on steam, and making serveral typing errors I have chanaged my mind completely. Not only is there a cheaper and much better version online, but the costumer service is absolute junk! After waiting on the line for 2 hours they tell me to simply reset his personality mode, which I've tried serveral times already! outrageous! This day has been so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jeez....

I rate this nave a solid 8.34535/10 as a final review. I have found a better nave online for much cheaper, don't waste your money...

CedZ, I'm sorry to hear your Nave was defective, please contact the costumer support line on the website for further support regarding a refund. Have a good day.

Rage quitting during the kickoff so you screw it up, gg first time I see that.

You're ok.

10/10 Best nave ever, I've came across serveral naves in my lifetime this one is the best hands down.

(No naves were hurt in the process of this review)

+rep for not hitting [ACCEPT] until the last second.

But I like clicking your porn links

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cards