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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
say again, please?

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+rep Thai good ppl

River: (cryptically to Jayne) "They took Christmas away."
Jayne: (confused) "What the hell now?"
River: "Came downstairs for the shiny presents...they took the tree, and the
stockings...nothing left but coal."
Jayne: (to Simon) "Would you shut her up?"
River: (to Jayne) "Don't look in the closet, either -- it's greedy."
(smiles) "It's not in the spirit of the holiday."
Jayne: "You shut the hell up right now or so help me, I'll shut you up."

signed :) lets play csgo

wish u everything best

Happy new year!

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Westheimer's Discovery:
A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
couple of hours in the library.
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People who would not believe a High Priest if he said the sky was blue, and was able to produce signed affidavits to this effect from his white-haired old mother and three Vestal virgins, would trust just about anything whispered darkly behind their hand by a complete stranger.
(Maskerade)
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Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
-- Henry N. Camp
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
😚
"Eureka," he said.
"Going to have a bath then?"
-- Philosophy in action
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
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The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Frank Zappa
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ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟚

Happy new years. Make it a good year!

Happy new year 2022 🎇

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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.
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Performance review for ℕ𝕒𝕥

Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. Meticulous in keeping the workplace clean and tidy. ℕ𝕒𝕥 makes a habit of keeping own area clean and hazard-free and also assists and encourages others to do the same.

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spider gf: *catches you in her web*

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║♥ # 005 The Ocean
║✩ "From whence we came..."

Nice to meet you.

Been seeing a lot of npc comments so i'll behave like one. Got the cool font too *clears throat*

𝑜𝓅𝒾𝓃𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓈, 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒'𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇.

ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ

(bunch of unnecessary hearts here)

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If life is a race, then we're all racist (✿◠‿◠

there racism solved

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
ㅤ* He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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