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Day 2 of playing Dead Cells, my friends disconnected from Discord about midnight so I figured I'd play a bit more of it, a simple but challenging, beautiful single player game.

It was 08am when I decided "♥♥♥♥ THIS, I need to sleep!!!".

Yes, I recommend it. With the sinking feeling that I'm recommending getting a crack addiction, but I do.

It's very short but provides a couple hours of fun with a friend. The mechanics are very interesting and will put your communicative and descriptive skills to the test. As it's free now, I'd say go for it, if only to have fun for a day.

Look, this game is trash. NO MATTER the discount you can get for it, it simply not worth it. I paid USD 3,00 at 90% off and it is not even worth that. STAY AWAY from this game.

Updating my review to Negative, because it is now a dead game.

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Even if my review is POSITIVE, please keep reading for some caveats.

This is not a complete game, it is not what I would call a Beta, but more like an Alpha version. It has constant issues and crashes, the GPU requirements are humongous and even with a 1080 you may not get past 80 fps.

That said, for what it is, it's an amazing timesink with friends and you may end up spending hours or days making your base to your taste. The atmosphere is great (sound FX is crap, tho) and you are so fragile in the beginning this would be more like a survival horror game.

I admire the developer's view, but at the same time it's possible they will never reach it. Meanwhile, it's a very decent fun game to play with space-enthusiastic friends.

Yesterday I learned how to talk to animals, and a chicken told me her "kids" (eggs) were stolen by a demon. We hunted and killed the demon and returned her the eggs.

Later on, my friend was passing by and noticed that all the chickens were dead, and went on to investigate. He ended up finding out that one of the eggs was infected by a voidwoken (a sort of demon-like creature) and a demonic chick was born and killed all the chickens.

But the young demonic chicken imprinted on and adopted my friend as its mother and started following him everywhere.

Much later, we were investigating a murder on a hint a spirit haunting a tavern gave us and ended up paying a lizard prostitute so my friend would have sex with her.

But the ♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't accept a threesome and my friend noticed that she was referring to his demonic "son".

He then killed his adoptive demonic chick son in order to have sex with a lizard prostitute.

GAME OF THE YEAR 2017

Dying in Doom 3:
"Oh crap, I'm dead... Gosh... Well, lemme calm down for a second, I'm so stressed..."

Dying in DOOM:
"YOU MOTHERf^#$@R, I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT YOU @%#$ PIECE OF &%@$, I'LL $@#^$ YOU ALL" <loads savegame>

Dos criadores de Limbo, que, se você conhece, não precisa mais ler este review, apenas comprar e jogar. INSIDE é um platformer com ambientação macabra mas paradoxalmente linda, que conta uma história com ampla margem para interpretação.

O maior problema que você terá ao terminar de jogar ele, será recomendar para outras pessoas sem soltar spoilers...

ED é um simulador espacial com grande foco em realismo. Se você um dia sonhou em ser astronauta e conhecer outros mundos, ou ter uma visão do que a humanidade pode alcançar, este jogo pode ser para você.

Importante: este jogo não é um "arcade", é um simulador. Como tal, pode ser bem lento em alguns momentos, mas muito rápido em outros.

The story is cliche, the last bit is disappointing and some missions are dead boring.

Yet, I'd still recommend it. It's fun (and scary) to play alone and it's a ton of fun with friends. Nothing beats spending a night out using camouflage to walk among the dead unnoticed with your heart pounding knowing that, if it wears off, you're as good as... one of them. And this the WHOLE NIGHT, until you see the much appreciated NIGHT SURVIVED message.

Let's get it over with: you played Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter, and was hoping for some sort of continuation. Well, story-wise, perhaps you'll find some mentions about some familiar names. But gameplay-wise, you're in for some frustration. The game is shallow, offers no sense or reward, and is technically bad. The graphics are unimpressive and you'll find an character struggling to find a path to the commanded destination.

You can suffer alone or bring some friends to the cooperative mode, which is somewhat funnier, granted, but not very well designed. The pause system used to emulate turn-based combat will make you dispute with your colleagues a meta-game of "who the hell is pausing/unpausing the game".

And, please, please, please... If you played D:OS recently, just close this page and go, you'll find nothing here even remotely as fun.