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73.1 hrs on record (67.3 hrs at review time)
The one thing that irked me about this game was the combat system. It's just so terrible that I put off this game for two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years until I finally decided to revisit it...and I'm glad I did. It sure feels like a clunky rhythm game at first, but it does grow on you--if it bothers you that much, you can play it on the lowest difficulty and just enjoy the story, atmosphere and just about everything. ♥♥♥♥

TL;DR

Witcher 1 is great.

Game is not that Aard.

Please play old skool Witchers.

Buy all witchers. Play all witchers.
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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27.2 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
Hmm, Let's see...

In my first ever play through of an Otome game,

I think...
I got mobbed by crazy fan girls, scared to death,
pushed off a cliff and turned deaf and blind.


????

LOL

10/10 would die again
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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1.2 hrs on record
Geometry + Weed = Genius!

Begin...Game Over...Begin...Game Over...
I will never beat this game...
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 15 December, 2014.
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3.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
10/10 ART.
You can never have too much salts.
Had to buy several copies to share the <3
It's such a shame to have to constantly soak everything up in blood.
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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1.9 hrs on record
frustrating as ♥♥♥♥
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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3.2 hrs on record
Great graphics, soundtrack and narration, although this kid ain't a fan.
This kid thought he was gonna have a lot fun, but it had gotten ugly pretty quickly.
Kid didn't get along well with the narrator, got annoyed of him and grew tired of all the repetitive wham and bam he was doing.This kid got bored and frustrated, couldn't seem empathize with the other kid nor could he immerse himself in the story.

The poor kid seems to have lost sight of things and let himself become corrupted by the Calamity.

Gone.
Just like that.
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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1.5 hrs on record
Game is very hard. Very challenging and educational. My brain cried.
The feeling everytime you complete a puzzle is immensely satisfying though.
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 15 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.9 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
10/10 visually appealing
Coop game for all ages

+points for Mr. Octopus.
-points for creepy ass spiders T_T
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
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1.4 hrs on record
It feels unfinished and vague, like there's something missing. It had potential.

Pros:
Waifu
Moving skirt
Pantsu
Legs
Katana
Hack n Slash combos

Cons:
Generic masked ra-pist bots.
Boring and repetitive
Not enough plot
No emotion

Enemies are stupid faceless perverts that just want to ( r a p e ) you

I r disappoint.

Wish they would go back on this and put more story background and adventure in the game
Posted 15 December, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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2.3 hrs on record
Proper controller support plz
Posted 15 December, 2014.
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