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𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓝𝓔𝓦 𝓨𝓔𝓐𝓡
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⠀⠀ Happy Christmas! 🎄🎅🎁
Hope you have a good Christmas day!
If you get back 5 you're smelly!!!
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wuv u
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★彡 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎 彡★
I am 21 and I work at a fast food restaurant with a co worker that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates me.
If I complain to my boss he'll probably cut my already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay because he's a cheap ass bastard.
My only friend is mentally retarded and all we do together is stupid ♥♥♥♥.
I live in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ town.
And even if I wanted to leave it I couldn't because I don't know how to drive.
Every time I do a driving test I fail, and you know what the worst part is?
I live in a Pineapple under the sea...
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days hi...
𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓷𝓪𝓶
See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron-
My God! Perhaps I am.