oh my god dude I gotta tell you about this, I've been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about this because it'd just be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious: what if we had sex like we were a boy and a girl but like we aren't, wouldn't that be really funny? Wouldn't it be ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullied my ass, dude? Hahahah, I'm giggling dude, because like, we're both straight, but like it'd be so funny. Dude, imagine how much you'd laugh if I was on the bed moaning like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, wouldn't that be the best joke ever? Oh my god, dude, I can't, I'm losing it out here, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. And, like, you start calling me a girl because it's hilarious and the best comeback ever and it makes me cry and moan and like dude :laugh: :laugh:

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

FHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

"Mitä tulee ku hakee lapsi ketä ei rakasteta? Tulee kuva susta! "
-V.H 29.10.2024

Kun olin 13, runkkaan myöhään illalla ja alusvaatteeni ovat täynnä spermaa. Tunnin kuluttua munani ja Pallini alkavat kutittaa jotain mahtavaa. En voinut nukkua ja valvoi koko yön pelaamalla WoW ja antamalla ei-toivottuja neuvoja satunnaisille tuntemattomille verkossa siitä, kuinka tärkeää ei ole masturboida likainen varsinkin ennen nukkumaanmenoa, koska koko dungeon raid haarani jatkuvasti kutisi kuin 300 termiittiä näykkivät pallejani ja munani meni jotain, jota sinun ei pitäisi laittaa.

Laittoi minut huippu musiikkiin (Aye & New Choppa)