I used to play Candy Crush for hours on end, no breaks, no mercy. But ever since Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson himself whispered in my ear to try **Apex Legends** for free, my life has never been the same. This game is a *game*. It has guns. It has Legends. And best of all, it has a battle royale experience so intense that I sweat more than a rotisserie chicken in a sauna every match. Last week I sold my bed to buy Apex coins for skins I don’t even need, and now I sleep on the floor with my pet goldfish, Blorbo, who stares at me like a disappointed coach. By day, I hustle WiFi from the local library to keep dropping into Kings Canyon, and by night, I dream of pulling off that one-wingman headshot I missed. This game has CHANGED me. It has *graphics*, it has *ping systems*, and most importantly, it has the power to turn your existence into a highlight reel. Don’t disappoint me or Blorbo. Download Apex Legends, and join us in greatness. Thank you, Rock.

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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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