Recent reviews by Xamadam

i went through like 2 mice

the only game where hitting someone with a giant rubber penis is an effective way to clear a street

I thought I was good at FPSes
thanks for the existential crisis Red Orchestra 2

i thought you could board other boats, turns out i can blow up my ship instead
oops

I decapitated a dude with a rock
how the ♥♥♥♥ is this not noted as the greatest game ever

took me 2 hours to get a ship 1m off the ground

i killed a dude in full armor with a gardening tool, took his stuff and walked out of the house only to be killed by another man with a gardening tool.

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life

"It's like trying to butter corn with your penis"

I threw a frying pan at a support beam and it collapsed on the fly and killed it, and i still failed the mission.

10/10

I am not good at this game, but I seem to have quite the gift of setting myself on fire.