From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
-- Bertolt Brecht
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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
-- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that
the end justifies the means.
-- Georges Bernanos (1888-1948), French novelist,
political writer. "Why Freedom?" The last essays of
George Bernanos (1955)
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Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
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Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
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