Hi this is a hair blower salesman and since you bought a premium blow job in the past year we are offering you the deal of a lifetime. We are of course saying we would like you to become a spokesperson. With this deal you will get unlimited blow jobs all you have to do is just throw it out there how great blow job is.

Hi this is a salesman from Viagra and since you bought 1,000 bottles in the past year we are offering you the deal of a lifetime. We are of course saying would you like to become a spokesperson. With this deal you will get 1,000 bottles all you have to do is just throw it out there how great Viagra is.

happy new year 2013

G'day mate, hows it going? I just have a little something to say; so im gonna get it out of my system and say it all now.
This Man, this fine specimen is a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous love of my life and if anyone thinks differently about him I will have there penises removed from their lower body and stitched onto the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless heads because I would do anything (within reason) for him. Ill tell you a story, when I was younger I had a family of 2 yes I know it was one of my wives and then i grew up and I had 9 wives and 3 kids. I needed money because my sperm count was running low and my wives had no food then. so I met this legend and realised that life isnt about how far i can fit a horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throut or how many babies I can fit in my fridge. No none of that. Just friendship. it is about friendship and this kid thought me it. so I sold my kids to the korean shop down the road and my wives to the 2nd hand shop and I wrote this comment.
happy new year 2013

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