A kings strength comes from his queen - Reaper x mercy e couple

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY5tU9msJI&list=LL&index=17

Morgana (Jockey) - Persona 5

+rep do not trust worst trader ever traded with

My retainer Hana is the bestest friend you could ever ask for <3 <3 <3

Ethan:

*calls me a pedo*
*has naked babies featured on his profile page*

hy·poc·ri·sy
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noun
the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.
synonyms: dissimulation, false virtue, cant, posturing, affectation, speciousness, empty talk, insincerity, falseness, deceit, dishonesty, mendacity, pretense, duplicity; More

No swagg

I love rape -Sonic the Hedgehog

I've been staring at the edge of the water
'Long as I can remember, never really knowing why
I wish I could be the perfect daughter
But I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try
Every turn I take, every trail I track
Every path I make, every road leads back
To the place I know, where I can not go, where I long to be
See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me
And no one knows, how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I'll know, if I go there's just no telling how far I'll go

This is gonna be a controversial oppinion.

In my eyes, Borderlands 2 could have been a great game but a few design choices made me hate it. The gameplay itself is pretty good and the humor is incredible. The acting is OK and the story is good enough.

There are 3 major problems:
-Weapons
-Ennemies
-Quests

This is why I would not recommend the game. Of course there are many qualities in this game but the problems it has destroys them. There's also a lot of backtracking, bugs, optimisation issues (mainly near the end), coop levels having to match, overpriced DLCs, etc...

Not only that, but this game was shat out by lord beezlebub himself. Only the devil could seek to distribute a game to innocent adults. I say, o lord duvel, cleanse the world of borderlands 2.

Especially Tiny Tina. Kill her.

Mallow has gone too far

hallo mallo

"a-ahh~!" kevin did moan out in ecstasy. "(insert thy name)!" he did grab thy headeth tightly and thrust'd. thee moan from how forceful kevin is being, which hath sent moo jolts of pleasure through his corse. his member did start to throb and drip some pre down on thy tongue.

"(insert thy name), m-me tuoba ot m-muc. "

he whispers in to ear "this is mine own swamp"
he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on mine own hands and hams
i'm eft
i did spread mine own rampallian cheeks f'r shrek
he penetrates mine own butthole
t hurts so much but i doth t f'r shrek
i can feeleth mine own buttocks tearing as mine own eyes start to water
i push 'gainst his force
i wanteth to prithee shrek
he roars a palmy roar as he fills mine own buttocks with his love
mine own father walks in
shrek looks him straight in the eye and sayeth "its all ogre anon"
shrek leaves through mine own window
shrek is love, shrek is life

shrek is love shrek is life.

i wast only 9 years fusty i did love shrek so much, i hadst all the merchandise and movies
i pray to shrek every night ere sleep chamber thanking him f'r the life i've been given.
shrek is love i sayeth, shrek is life
mine own father overhears me and calleth me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
i kneweth he wast just jealous of mine own devotion f'r shrek
i hath called him a ♥♥♥♥
he slaps me and sends me to wend to catch but a wink
im crying anon, and mine own visage hurts
i did lie in sleep chamber and its very much bitter cold
a warmth is moving towards me.
i feeleth something touch me
its shrek
i am so joyous

Mimi went to the diner and she was all like "kim jong un is a smelly fruffmuffin" and he was all lik imma execute u n then they went tu france 2 go to the friendship monkey fight club n they had a WWE pillow fight with metal chairs and shower curtains then they did the conga and it was all filmed by a rainbow spotted raindrop pooping giraffe-cat and then it was put on the news and ellen danced to it with sophia grace and they had their tootoos on then they were nuked by itchy and scratchy from the home planet of sassy cat incorporated which is led by ms. kearny and hr diabolical plan to take over the world with staplers, colored pencils and afros

Rachel began to walk over to Blaze’s bed, and then wrapped her arms around him. Trailing her hand down his sides, she whispered in his ear seductively.

“Blaze, you should have said something… If I knew this sooner, I coulda helped more..” She purred into his ear, her arms picking him up and setting him between her legs on the bed. She spread her legs, letting his body fall back onto her stomach area, and let her hand trail from his chest tuft, to his stomach, then to his sticky shaft. She trailed her finger up it, taking the pre off of it and to her mouth, where she lubricated her fingers enough to not hurt Blaze. Running her cool fingers up his steaming hot shaft, she began to stroke it with the tender, loving feelings of her inner self. After she began to build his climax up to a small peak, she shifted her body, picking him up so that his rear end was on her chest, and her head was against the plush pillows.

“Ready?” she asked softly.

“Lava..” Was his reply.

"pinky pies kwest part 1

pinky Pies woke up onw morning and said “Im gonna go catch buttefloes wih Rainbow dash!” and went out the widnow and wavd at rainbOw DASH. “Hi said Raimbow Dash.”
they went to catch buttelfies. Afer they got back tohey went to their housd and threr they saw Lickyt-split. Likity-Splkt said “Hi to thrm and fell in lveo with Pinkey Pies ad they where hugging a lot. Then they weny home and they dremed of flowrts THE END RATIE 10 STARS AD REVEW"

http://thoughtcatalog.com/cehudspeth/2012/08/10-ways-to-be-less-awkward/

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beating-a-dead-horse

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Peppa is 2 ez for u lik noboody deserves to be peppa den me cuz u aint got the swag lik seriously ♥♥♥ its too ez. i have 2 much atuff 5 u. u cant even see me like john cenna. i b thirsty now so imma get some watwee. brb dudebro. if you b offended right now take a chill pill. those grow on trees here. Btw ur 2 ez. King Boothy x Gonnah is my otp like come on its legit. 420 blaze it. Dino Erectus and _Cowcraft be smokin that weed in faze clan all dai

"I can't wait to bomb some dodongoes" -CDI Link

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+rep

That profile picture gives me nightmares

U BEEN SPOOKED BY DA SPOOK SKELETON BETA REPOZT 18436432865 TIMEZ O U DIE HEE HEE

Gertrudge and flaggysnuff wiggled their tiger muffins near the jungle house until their bottoms told them "whats the deal" and made him yogo with a yard stick. Then the transformers created a sun vortex to another penelope where the wiggles jiggle their belly buttons cause they just dont have nose hair. Where the wild things are near the mountain of puff your dragon went with gertrudge to retrieve the mighty eyelash of sex in the city with yo wooden chair made of firewood. The stomach acid of the earths core went to the convenience store to retrieve the mighty eyelash before Hitler's ponies could sneeze on the car wash orpahnage near tiny tinas duck face. "How art thou"l said the mutated rabbit alien parachute gorrila's son's nephew's aunt's neice's brother's homework's silly parrot costume's grandma and she was sued for copyright. The eyelash broke loose and ran all the way to the

actually there's a scene that pertains to "castel went peepee" there is literally a scene in s9 soon after castiel becomes human in which he asks dean if dean ever tires of urinating. -Alice Weist

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