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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 12:45am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 12:45am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 3:02am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:45am

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 5:27am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 2:11am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 5:38am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:52am

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 8:06am

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22am

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 14 May @ 8:52am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:47am

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 6:20am

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 5:43am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 6:13am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 12:45am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:41am

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:32am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:10am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 8:55am

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 11:29am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:38am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 11:18am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 4:08am

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 8:55am

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:17am

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02am

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:38am

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:11am

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 12 May @ 3:34am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2020 @ 8:35am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:45pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:45pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 6:51am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2020 @ 8:26pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 4:37am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 1:18am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 7:28am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 4:37am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 4:37am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 7:10am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:08am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 3:44am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 7:22am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 10:15am

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:30am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 6:25am

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 6:25am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 5:27am

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 4:28am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 11:04am

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 3:56am



Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
7,770 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
280 / 500

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1