You will need:
- A CD containing Lady Gaga's Poker Face
- A stereo
- The assistance of at least seven bog monsters

Instructions
1) Stand on the shore of a fetid bog
2) Use stereo to play Lagy Gaga's Poker Face
3) Wait for at least 7 bog monsters to dance-step out of the woods
4) Perform kickass dance routine as your bog squad dances behind you
5) The bog will begin to glow brightly. Keep dancing!
6) From the murky depths, a bog witch will emerge holding a camera phone
7) She films your routine. Congrats! You and your squad's cool dance will now live forever online