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myst: L@L
myst: apparently not
myst: coz
myst: you couldnt get hard h4h4
-tD: low blow is low
-tD: my weiner is broken
myst: thats what she said
en-_^vY: i've never heard that :\
en-_^vY: i'm out of the facebook loop
myst: ur doin it wrong
en-_^vY: i know
myst: make 1
en-_^vY: a new one?
en-_^vY: i'll pass
myst: lol
en-_^vY: as soon as i get a ♥♥♥♥♥
en-_^vY: and she makes me
en-_^vY: then i will
en-_^vY: so... never.
myst: heard that
myst: a hat
myst: that snaps
myst: yrucker hats
-tD: pic for the unaware
myst: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251542_2000729295405_1158720115_31880608_8247323_n.jpg
-tD: how is that a trucker hat
-tD: but cool picture is cool
myst: http://hfmnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-hundreds-solid-logo-snap-back-hat.jpg
myst: thast what i said lol
myst: but that
myst: trucker hat
-tD: lol snapback
-tD: bc it snaps in the back
-tD: lulz
-tD: ppl these days i swear
-tD: i want a velcroback
myst: lmfao
myst: twice
myst: fatass's
-tD: LOL
-tD: i love drunk cooking for ppl
-tD: bc im beast as ♥♥♥♥ at coooking
myst: me2 hahaha
myst: my dude friends were like yo you guys dont even know drews a bomb ass cook
myst: i have the perfect last name too
myst: dude lets go to chef school
myst: wtf r we doing with our lives
-tD: lol beating off
myst: LOL
-tD: lulz
myst: we can do taht into the salad bowl
-tD: it will be our "house dressing"
myst: huigh
-tD: just got some new kicks :D
myst: pics
-tD: they arn't shox this time
-tD: i can't find on the net ill send pic on my awesome camera phone
myst: gogo
-tD: incoming
myst: check
-tD: ?
myst: lol air max
myst: but noice
-tD: hating on my shoes queer
-tD: you have blue and black shoes
-tD: come at me
myst: mad
-tD: make fun of my shoes again your eye will look like your shoe
By good news, I mean something I think is awesome that you won't care much for.
sup~
♥♥♥♥ SCHOOOL LETS DROP OUT~
mish yew
Deja.(Entendu).: babysitting
myst: do you liek tyga?
Deja.(Entendu).: nooo
myst: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5v_AWvjBQo
Deja.(Entendu).: I DIDNT KNOW THAT NO MEANS YES
myst: L@L
myst: 0 graphics
-tD: polos/button ups
-tD: all i waer out
myst: i'll snap pix later
-tD: ill snap you
myst: lolw8forit
-tD: waaaaaaaaiting
-tD: weighting
myst: wait
myst: http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3939/dscn0126j.jpg
myst: fly as fuu
myst: lol @ me crouching
-tD: LOL YOU LOOK GOOFY AS ♥♥♥♥
-tD: stand on the tolitet
-tD: hahahhah
myst: hahahaha
myst: best mirror i could get
myst: !
myst: but fly as fuuu
myst: ;)
-tD: elbows to pointy/10
myst: L@L
-tD: nice cow in the corner
myst: toilet paper stand
-tD: lulz
-tD: your shoes untied
-tD: made ya look
myst: nope tied
myst: L@L
myst: good 1
myst: wut
myst: dome?!
Fiasco.: ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fiasco.: get money
Fiasco.: BUT
myst: yesssssss
Fiasco.: they hav eto be virgins
Fiasco.: or else you gonna get aids
myst: she was a vigin and we didnt do ♥♥♥♥
myst: never again
Fiasco.: you dont wanna end up like someone we know who probably has E-AIDS
myst: last night she was even like i dont want us to just ♥♥♥♥ and break up
myst: in my head i was all
myst: awwww dangit in td's voice
Fiasco.: ROFL
myst: lOL
Fiasco.: out of all things in your head
Fiasco.: tD's voice..
myst: wu di is always in my thoughts (srs)
Fiasco.: you guys should probably get married or something.
myst: were guna be roomies at some point.
Fiasco.: ♥♥♥♥ each other's brains out
myst: lOL
myst: like u and IVAN
Fiasco.: :O
myst: ivana ♥♥♥♥ u
myst: h4h4
Fiasco.: ROFL
Fiasco.: IMA SAY THAT
Fiasco.: one day
myst: LMFAO
myst: when ur guna do it be like babe
myst: ivana ♥♥♥♥ you and look in2 his eyes
myst: i'd get a boner.
Fiasco.: me to
ESF verticle •-* #ed: lol
ESF verticle •-* #ed: thats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TITS ass
ESF verticle •-* #ed: yea, a tits ass
ESF verticle •-* #ed: i said it
ESF verticle •-* #ed: whered u find that ♥♥♥♥
: DUDE
en-_^vY
: i've had this song
en-_^vY
: stuck in my head
en-_^vY
: it's mad ♥♥♥♥
en-_^vY
: but i like it.
en-_^vY
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaXaig_43lU
myst: you listen 2 such gay songs lol
en-_^vY
: ROFL
myst: lmfao
en-_^vY
: i can't help it :3
en-_^vY
: i like them
en-_^vY
: it's like
en-_^vY
: you know how ♥♥♥♥ say they can't help they are ♥♥♥♥
myst: L@L
en-_^vY
: well it's like that for me with songs.
myst: i cant help it i listen to gay usic
en-_^vY
: yehhh
en-_^vY
: exactly
en-_^vY
: rofl
-tD: correction all vags are wierd
myst: x2 on vaginas
The.Con: RPFL
The.Con: true
myst: lmfaooo
The.Con: but if you think about
The.Con: it
The.Con: ♥♥♥♥♥ are weird as ♥♥♥♥ too
myst: no way
myst: they at least look normal
myst: vaginas just look ew
myst: and are ew
myst: brb peeing outta that
The.Con: how do they look nromal!
myst: they look like a rube
myst: tube*
The.Con: its liek a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sausage chillin there
myst: n@H
myst: you pee, bleed, and pop babies out of your V
myst: /thread
The.Con: and squirt. if the girl is a squirter
The.Con: nah sayin
The.Con: LOL
The.Con: some kid was like
The.Con: you know you can make yourself into a virgin again
The.Con: and i was like
The.Con: youreanidio
The.Con: t
The.Con: and then hes like no really if you work your vagina muscle you can make your vagina tight again
-tD: lol
myst: high
-tD: i have my stero cranked to max jammin to recovery album
-tD: nobody is home so i can jam
-tD: neighebors mad?
-tD: yes they mad
-tD: but on the other hand it is the recovery album so there probably happy
myst: LOL
NERDIR: its a known fact that not many girls can literally "♥♥♥"
myst: aka you can
NERDIR: no no
NERDIR: theres some girls
NERDIR: that just dont
myst: and some cant orgasm
myst: or easily
NERDIR: they get orgasms
NERDIR: but no ♥♥♥
myst: looks like pee shooting out
NERDIR: loll
myst: You can, however, make out with her actual vaginal hole for a bit and then work your way back up to her love button and she'll love it.
myst: hahaha
NERDIR: LOVE BUTTON
NERDIR: ROFL
myst: hahahahaha
NERDIR: im gonna go find my love button
myst: LMFAO
myst: i wana find it
NERDIR: slut.
spliff •-* #ed: yea
spliff •-* #ed: i wont wear them out of principal
spliff •-* #ed: im a dude
spliff •-* #ed: i wear jeans
spliff •-* #ed: i do dude stuff in my jeans
spliff •-* #ed: i need that movement
spliff •-* #ed: that flexibility
myst: lol @ dude stuff
spliff •-* #ed: you know
spliff •-* #ed: running
spliff •-* #ed: mowing
spliff •-* #ed: hauling lumber
spliff •-* #ed: punching stuff
spliff •-* #ed: changing oil
myst: LOL
-tD: would you turn ♥♥♥♥ if we went to mars?
-tD: HAHAHAHA
myst: i mean its not gay if its on a new planet right?
myst: lOL
-tD: yeah thats the rule
myst: 2nd thing i would do when i got into space with 0 gravity
myst: go to bathroom and jackoff
myst: LOL
-tD: lol brb my DNA floating around space foreverzero
myst: LOL
-tD: maybe it will freeze and be a commet
: lol...
en-_^vY
: in beantown there was hookers behind the mall
en-_^vY
: td didn't think they were
en-_^vY
: bt the same 3 were always on the corner dressing slutty as hell
en-_^vY
: was thinkin about doing a drive by and just bust my nut out the window and get those scrippers leakin
at the same time
blowin your mind