>be a single father
>find a sploof under 15 year old son's bed
>not surprised that he's smoking weed
>see him and his friend come home one day with clearly bloodshot eyes
>remember reading about how a parent intentionally caught his son smoking only to walk in and start smoking
>think it would be a laugh to replicate it
>i go out every Friday night and his friend's always their so I assume that's when they smoke weed
>tell them I'm going drive one block park and walk back
>slowly enter through the back door and make my way to his room quiet AF
>approach the door and smell weed, get ready to go in
>open door really fast and see son sucking his friends D and close door really fast
>Go to bed traumatized
>don't talk to him about it to this day.