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fat 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:56am

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

fat 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:47pm

ive seeen his ♥♥♥♥. not bad, would grope again

CJAYY 23 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29am

hawk tuah on that thang <===3

Kebimu 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38pm

I cant breathe

Mr Ping 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

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Plutoric 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

caT Amon!1 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

vrchat moment frfrf on god, get some

Mr Ping 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:03pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

waonkery baodenkery 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:46am

who are you

Mr Ping 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49pm

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waonkery baodenkery 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34pm

WHO ARE YOU

Mr Ping 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

-rep slow trader and rude

Mr Ping 25 Aug, 2021 @ 12:26pm

BLM

blademaw 5 Jul, 2021 @ 3:26am

Look at this guy 17% average game completion rate smh this guy doesnt even PLAY his games. Fake gamer. Downvoted.

calirage 14 Apr, 2021 @ 10:39pm

ḭ̴̢͖̳̌̇͊̎́̍̈́̈̕ͅ ̶̨̨̛̜͎̣̥͈͚̥̯̱̭̑̋̀m̴̟͇͚̻̻͈̞̬̪̩͌͜ ̷̧̻̥̹̭̻͕̋ͅi̵̙͉̩̼̩̬̤̗͚̬̣̜͌͐̂͘ͅ ̴̻͓̙̹͙̼͙̯̖̲͔̔̅̈́̓̅ͅs̵̨̨̪̮͚͎͍͚̳͙̝̖̟͊̃̀̀̆̋͒͌͋̒͌̚͜͝ ̵̡̉̆̎̒̆͆͝͝ş̶̛͚̦͕̞͚͖̥͙̂̉̑̈̓̃͒̓̕ ̴̯͖̙̥̳͔̽̃̃͗̋͂̽̽͝ů̶͖͓̘̘̞͇̘̥͜

MiMisa 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:40pm

You ate my parents o_O

Psyche.Cedrick 29 Dec, 2020 @ 4:18pm

Plaaaaay valorant lmao

Mr Ping 29 Jan, 2020 @ 7:47pm

Bro you HAVE to play TROVE bruh

Mr Ping 16 Jan, 2020 @ 8:54pm

get on trove plsssssssssssssssssss

blue bloods 17 Dec, 2019 @ 11:51am

long time see you at remnant game

blademaw 22 Aug, 2019 @ 8:33pm

Favor to ask please accept

Vivian 4 Aug, 2019 @ 7:33pm

Favor to ask please accept

Toolala 28 Jul, 2019 @ 2:22am

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on Steam and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me,geoffreyisagay. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

Good day m’lady.

Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

Mr Ping 28 May, 2019 @ 7:19pm

negress

blademaw 3 Mar, 2019 @ 1:43am

sí, me encanta comer perro

Mr Ping 12 Jul, 2018 @ 1:23am

I have decided to leave my past behind me,so if I owe you money...I'm sorry..but I've moved on

Mr Ping 14 Jun, 2018 @ 11:03pm

Haha Merry Christmas man send me some v bucks

Fearlessmelon 22 Mar, 2018 @ 4:02am

gayyy ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ me

blademaw 15 Feb, 2018 @ 5:57pm

Happ

Chinese New Year!!!!!!!!!1!!!1111111

No1Eye 4 Jan, 2018 @ 3:27am

Happy New Year!

No1Eye 25 Dec, 2017 @ 2:20am

Merry Christmas!

Khoojie 5 Oct, 2017 @ 1:01am

homosexual ♥♥♥♥

blademaw 3 Sep, 2017 @ 4:24am

total

itch

nah 16 Aug, 2017 @ 4:10am

show bobs and vagene pls

hermitec 6 Aug, 2017 @ 4:42am

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

nah 28 Jul, 2017 @ 4:26am

top notch ♥♥♥♥

blademaw 26 Jul, 2017 @ 6:15pm

+rep; michael, thank you. It takes a lot of guts to come out as a homosexual, especially in a world filled with inappropriate and unfortunate slurs. As a community, we thank you for your bravery and admitting your sexuality, even though it may not have been very secret anyways.