Recent reviews by Mitsu ほし

>visual em geral absurdo
>altissíma quantidade de carecas em destaque
>cayde
>o próprio caos incorporado em formato de subclasse
>cayde
>cor rosa em destaque na subclasse (lacração no mundo dos jogos)
>cayde
>mamae dormiu, fumasa subiu
>cayde
>cutscene tão absurdas quanto os visuais
>cayde
>comandante, comandando (kek)

o jogo é cheio de lacração e eu amo a lacração no mundo dos jogos
a movimentação é gostosinha demais
e definitivamente o jogo não é ruim

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parabéns behaviour conseguiu lançar outro game
e deixar ele completamente survivor sided

bro is cooking some lambda

NAH, I'D DIVE AGAIN.
OOOOHH YEEEAAH

No! You can't tell me waht to do!! *Starts furiously farming Kuva*

What the beard did you just bloody say about me, you pointy eared leaf lover? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in mining school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Deep Dives on Hoxxes IV, and I have over 300 confirmed Error Cubes. I am trained in Driller warfare and I’m the top speedrunner in the entire Deep Rock Galactic community. You are nothing to me but just another lootbug. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this mission, mark my sodding words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥♥ to me over the comm? Think again, knobhead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Scouts across the space rig and your tunnels are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, greenbeard. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can down you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare pickaxe. Not only am I extensively trained in berserker melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the forge's overclocks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the drop pod, you little grunt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have just hit V instead. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Karl-damn idiot. I will drop satchel charges all over you and you will drown in it. You’re sodding dead, whale-piper.

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Desde que comecei a jogar este jogo, a minha vida se tornou uma mera massa cinza e desgostosa. Não sinto mais prazer em nada, não quero sexo, não quero trabalhar, não quero estudar.

Minha namorada me abandonou ontem, depois de descobrir que eu mantinha relacionamento com uma das personagens do jogo. Ela me mandou escolher entre ela e a Kiriko, me desculpe, mas prioridades.

Em suma, eu recomendo vocês a não jogarem o jogo. Vocês só se sentirão vivos enquanto estiverem jogando Baldur's Gate 3, qualquer outra coisa não suprirá mais vossas necessidades.