Wow, who knew that enjoying some furry art would require a calculator and a medical degree? I can just picture it now: 'Hold on, before we get into this steamy scene, let's run some numbers.' The next thing you know, you're drawing graphs and using formulas to figure out if that dragon is going to pass out mid-action. Sounds like those hot gay dragons might need a trip to the ER instead of a romantic evening! Imagine the poor ER doctor’s face when a dragon rolls in and says, 'I think I passed out from too much blood flow to my, uh, you know.' The doctor would probably be thinking, 'Did I sign up for veterinary school without realizing it?' Guess those furries need some serious cardiovascular stamina to keep up with their own anatomy! Just when you thought you could relax and enjoy some art, it turns into a crash course in biology and emergency medicine. I mean, who knew being a furry fan came with so much extra homework?

Wanna know why I hate furries? It's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to body ratio. I've seen gay yiff where the where the ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than the head. Sometimes, the ratio is so outta whack that I had to do some math. And it turns out, the penis would require so much blood to become hard, the furry would literally become unconscious from lack of blood in the brain. I can't enjoy hot gay dragons with the knowledge that their ♥♥♥♥ is so big it would render them unconscious. I just can't enjoy myself with that knowledge in my head.

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

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