sourdough pancakes <3

I checked this users post history to see what kinda person would make a post like this. I noticed they posted a pic on r/massivecock and my curiosity got the better of me. I saw his ♥♥♥♥. But not just any ♥♥♥♥. It was a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. The best way I can describe it is an elephants tusk. Like angled up, thick, and looked as hard as marble. I almost dropped my phone. I couldn’t believe what I just saw. I couldn’t believe he sent me a picture of his ♥♥♥♥ and I couldn’t believe how jaw dropping it was. I wanted to ask if it was real. But I wasn’t. I spent the rest of the day imagining his ♥♥♥♥. Just his body in the mirror and the giant ♥♥♥♥ . He has a skinny body, kind of toned but not bulky so his ♥♥♥♥ just looks even more ridiculous.

Edit: Wrong person

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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