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My cat hates outside because when he was young a bigger fluffy alley cat took his ass cherry Derek Vinyard prison style. I couldn't even stop it. I yelled from the window. The howls haunt my dreams. You could hear the thighs slapping from inside the house at 3am. Then he bit down on my cats neck as if to make him his ♥♥♥♥♥ as he busted in his ass. The rear legs dug into the ass cheeks with claws. Unable to move. The alley cat was a unfixed queer rapist cat named Patches. Had a reputation for it. I never seen a cat get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that in my life. My cat was never the same. If he hears wind or a doorbell he has flashbacks. He'll never leave the house again. A tough memory.

Now why would you go and show me an ass like that? You know how it makes me... HRRRRNNNGGHHH.... sniff sniiiifffffffff YOU KNOW.... YOU JUST KNOW HOW hArD it makes me PEEEEENNNNNIIIIIIISSSSSSS. IS THIS what you were HOPING FOR? THAT YOU COULD ENLARGE THE ♥♥♥♥ OF A RANDOM INTERNET STRANGER? WHY IS THE ASS FACING ME? HMNH??? DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? BECAUSE I ASSURE YOU IT'S NOT, IT'S HORNY. AS IN I'M HORNY. AND YOU'VE JUST MADE ME WANT TO EJACULATE ALL OVER THAT PICTURE. I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU post it from now on you think of me, my fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10-incher in hand, jerking my ♥♥♥♥ until it chafes blood and cheese to the thought OF THAT PRETTY LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU JUST POSTED.

Amewica is a wepubwic wed by a pwesident with wide-wanging powews of authowity. c: Gewmany was once wuwed by a monyawchy with wimited authowity, ùwú and then by a democwacy that wacked authowity. Today it is a wepubwic of wide-wanging authowity. >:c Between these two countwies is an ocean. If anything, the diffewences between capitawist Amewica and Bowshevik Wussia, uwu if these tewms have any meanying at aww, must be mowe signyificant than those between an Amewica wed by a Pwesident and a Gewmany wed by a Fühwew. :D

Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!

Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)

Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)

If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

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