MusicalThief
Jameson   United States
 
 
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like ♥♥♥♥!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
Comments
★ Bearuhs ★ 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45am 
Merry Christmas :HentaiGirlBetty_athlete:
- Bear 2024
Otisu™ 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17am 
Old man with a big weewee and an even bigger heart! ༼ つ ‿ ༽つ╰⋃╯
Verified 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27am 
Musical is the best destiny player I've seen ever! He carried me to my first flawless with his witherhoard and theadlings. Cracked af